Bushism

This is a simple plugin that displays a wacky quote from George W. Bush.

To use, copy the file into your wordpress plugins directory (wp-content\plugins\bushism.php). Add the text “[bushism]” to your blog entry, anywhere you would like. You can add formatting. A Bushism will be placed there.

Example:
Hi, this is a blog entry. Obama 08!

[bushism]
-> becomes ->
“If the Iranians were to have a nuclear weapon, they could proliferate.” — President Bush, showing off his grasp of the birds and the bees, March 21, 2006

Q: Where do the quotes come from?
A: Lots of places around the interwebs. I write them down whenever I see them. It is not hard to find stupid things Bush has said.

Q: Where can i send bugs or questions?
A: rajat at hindoogle dottt com

Place the bushism.php file into your plugins directory:
http://www.yourdomain/yourblog/wp-content/plugins/bushism.php

Go to WP-Admin, to your Plugins page, and activate Bushisms.

In your next blog post, put in [bushism], anywhere you like, and the tag will be replaced by a fresh bushism quote whenever the page is loaded (or reloaded).

NOTE: Please do not modify the script. I’m not making any money off of this site. In fact I’m paying to keep it up. If you enjoy the free plugin, please keep the link to my site. Thanks!